1 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,678 - Good morning, Mrs. Levin. 2 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,096 Good morning, Danny. 3 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,474 - Where have you been? - I was getting bubble gum. 4 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,351 Okay, good. Get the bag. Get the bag. 5 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,813 Instead of spending all that money on space travel, they could just end the war. 6 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,064 Alison, can we talk politics... 7 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,941 ...after we pack the car? - Feel like I'm gonna give birth. 8 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,818 Marty, could you help your mother with the kitchen things? 9 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,696 Mom, this is a process, a scientific process, okay? 10 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,864 I'm gonna start to pack... 11 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,783 Ma, what is the point of me having a plan for the backseat... 12 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,411 - Here you go, Daddy. - Come on. This is serious. 13 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:21,582 - I need my record player! - You can live without it for two weeks. 14 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,500 It's bigger than last year! 15 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,377 - Stop it! - You stop it! 16 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,921 - Okay, okay! Knock it off. - He's pushing me! 17 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,131 Be good to each other. 18 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,383 Alison, move over. Give your brother some room. 19 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:35,262 - Why do I always have to move? - We're too crowded! 20 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,889 That's the beauty of the whole thing, darling. 21 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,891 Crowded is good. 22 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,059 - Enough already! - She started it. 23 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,436 There's nothing to do up there. 24 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:46,565 Why do we always have to do the same stupid thing every summer? 25 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,734 - Children, please! - That's a good question. Pearl. 26 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,403 Why do we do the same stupid thing every summer? 27 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,280 Because we do. 28 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:56,742 - Can I have my sandwich now? - Danny, 1 hour, 11 min. to the Red Apple sign. 29 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,244 - Are you paying attention? - That's a record, Daddy. 30 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:02,623 Danny, Danny, bo-banny Banana, fanna, fo-fanny 31 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,292 Fee, fi, fo-manny Danny 32 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:10,214 Alison, Alison, bo-balison Banana, fanna, fo-falison 33 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,049 - Sing! Sing! - Daddy! 34 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,594 Sing or I'm gonna crash! If you don't sing, I'm gonna crash! 35 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,096 Keep your eyes on the road! 36 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,891 - That's better. - Let's do Chuck. - No Chuck. We don't do Chuck. 37 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,476 You never let me do Chuck. 38 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,062 When you're married, you can do Chuck. Right, baby? 39 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,824 Ma! Hippies! 40 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,539 Some feckuckteh hairdos they have. 41 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:47,209 - Ow! Get off! 42 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,033 Welcome back to Dr. Fogler's, everyone. 43 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:24,204 The Fourth of July barbecue will be held by the lake at 6:00. 44 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:27,457 At 6:00 for the Fourth of July barbecue. 45 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,752 Let's see how fast you can put the hoop down and get the pot inside the bungalow, ready? 46 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,338 On your mark, get set, go! Go. Go, go, go, go, go! 47 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,507 Daddy, tell me how fast we got here. 48 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,093 3 hours and 42 minutes with a corned beef on rye at the Red Apple. 49 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:41,680 2 hours and 23 minutes with salami and eggs at the Red Apple. 50 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,682 - Bullshit. - 1 hour and 57 minutes... 51 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,185 with two hot dogs and mustard and sauerkraut at the Red Apple. 52 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:46,810 Bullshit! 53 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,396 - Stop saying that word, Daddy. - I'm sorry, Danny. 54 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,399 But Fogler is such a liar. Come on. An hour and 57 minutes? 55 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,860 Who can do it in an hour and 57 minutes? Nobody. 56 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,405 Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! 57 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,241 - Did we forget the onions? - Look in the AandP bag. 58 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,328 - I am not sharing a room with him. - You're not wearing that shirt. 59 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,414 - What's wrong with it? - Just change it before you go out. 60 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,001 - These onions are mushy. - Mother, I have to have privacy. 61 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:15,214 - Where's my wooden bowl? - I'm not sleeping in the same room with his guns! 62 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,300 Cap guns, Alison. I think Joan Baez will forgive you. 63 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,052 Enough, enough. I'll sleep with you in the bedroom. 64 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,721 - Daniel, you sleep in the kitchen. - No! 65 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,765 Don't give me no. Not too much salt. 66 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,351 Daniel, let your sister get changed. 67 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,646 - Get changed. Go ahead. - Why did I even have to come here? 68 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,858 Attention, everyone. The ice cream man is on the premises. 69 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:38,612 The ice cream man is on the premises. 70 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,450 Can I look like that when I grow up? 71 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:46,161 You looked like that, I wouldn't be your friend. 72 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,040 - Hi, sweetheart. - Oh, my goodness, why, thank you. 73 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,667 How many calories in this again? 74 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,628 You're gorgeous, too, Pearl, but you hide your light under a bushel. 75 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,879 - Alison! - What? 76 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,423 You asked me to change, and I changed. 77 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,385 - I see Alison's nipples. - Shut up! 78 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,971 Just make sure you're back in time for the barbecue, young lady. 79 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,431 I don't believe in July 4th. It's patriotic puke. 80 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,393 This is Daddy's last chance to be with us. He's gonna be working all week. 81 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,938 Well, it's not my fault he's a slave to the establishment. 82 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,482 Could you just for one afternoon put aside your beliefs? 83 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,360 It's easy for you to say, 'cause you don't have any! 84 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,240 I can't believe we have a teenager. 85 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,660 - We're old. - Not old. She's old. 86 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,330 She's almost the age I was when I had her. 87 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,504 I just don't want her to wind up like us. 88 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:49,099 What's wrong with us? 89 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,810 Marty... 90 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:57,316 This whole decade's gone by, and the most important decision I make during any week... 91 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,110 is whether or not to go to the AandP or Waldbaum's. 92 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:04,114 That's easy, AandP. Their Wing Dings are fresher. 93 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,701 I'm serious. 94 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,536 I know. 95 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,374 You're lettin' her get you crazy, Pearl. 96 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,252 Don't let her get you crazy. 97 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,047 Yeah. 98 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,517 Yeah. 99 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:36,480 Attention, everyone. At 2:00 in the casino, 100 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,943 Bernie and Shirley Pike will be showing slides of Reuben's bar mitzvah. 101 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,654 That's 2:00. - How does your week look? 102 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,614 Same as always. 103 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,034 Anything new happening at the shop? 104 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,829 Nothing new happens at the shop ever. 105 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,250 I was just asking. 106 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,963 - I wish you could stay longer. - I know, so do I. 107 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:04,091 Why won't you talk with Sid? Just... 108 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,469 Please, don't start with that now, okay? 109 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,514 Just ask for a few days. 110 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,641 Neil gets a whole week off in August. 111 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,393 Yeah, well... 112 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,770 Neil doesn't have a boss like Sid, 113 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,691 and Neil doesn't have two kids to feed, all right? 114 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,825 You have enough cash? 115 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,910 I'm fine. 116 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:37,457 Your mother's wooden bowl, the scratchy blue blanket. That's the heavy one. 117 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,044 We need the big thermos. Not the blue ones. 118 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,212 And Alison wants her shampoo. 119 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,047 Bye, Neil! 120 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,300 - See ya, sweetie. - Miss us. 121 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,428 - Bye, Marty. - I wrote it down. 122 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,390 - Neil, what time you got? - 7:35. 123 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,351 - Set. Go. - Bye, Dad. 124 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,021 Bye, sweetie. Give me a kiss. 125 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,940 - Call me, okay? - All right. 126 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:05,235 - Six dot. - Come on, Pearl. You remember what it was like. 127 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:09,573 - It was never like that. - What? You weren't a teenager? 128 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,159 For about two weeks. East. 129 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,119 It's the marijuana you have to watch out for. 130 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,288 Sooner or later, they all smoke marijuana. 131 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:20,083 You get ants in your pants. You wanna screw everything in sight. 132 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,172 Oh, that's beautiful. Green. 133 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:29,510 Is that supposed to comfort me? The Blouse Man is on the premises. 134 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:32,137 Here we go. The Blouse Man is on the premises. 135 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,682 - This make me look too busty? - There's no such thing as too busty. 136 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,851 Give me a bigger size. 137 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,145 Here's your bigger size. 138 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,814 - Very funny. - Oh! 139 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,610 I'm sorry. 140 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,946 It's just blouses. Don't worry about it. 141 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,741 - Let me help. - I got it. Can I help you find something? 142 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,203 - No, thanks. - Wait, Lillian. That's the one I wanted. 143 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,373 Excuse me. You got another one of these? 144 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,417 No, ladies. I'm sorry. I don't. 145 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,838 You gonna hold on to this the rest of the afternoon? 146 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,593 Ma'am, what's your name? 147 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,804 Selma. 148 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,308 - You want my honest opinion, Selma? - Yeah. 149 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:22,020 With those sea-green eyes, I think you're better off with a lighter color anyway. 150 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,024 Excuse me. Check this out. 151 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,734 See this? 152 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,611 Look. Look at that. 153 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:33,323 With that shade of green, you're practically sparklin'. 154 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,867 - All right? - Oh, yeah. 155 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,535 They sparkle, Selma. 156 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,163 I tell you what. Since you ladies have been such good sports about this, 157 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,790 consider these blouses a gift. 158 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:45,586 Thank you. You're a very nice young man. 159 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,254 You're welcome. 160 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:51,967 Thank you, but I don't need a gift. However, this blouse is not worth more than $5. 161 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,760 That's cool. 162 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,930 - You want the hanger? - Do you need it? 163 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,601 No. You take it. 164 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,853 I hope you like the blouse. 165 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,610 That's a strange way of doing business. 166 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:14,072 A little promotion. It'll even out in the end. 167 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:20,245 Excuse me, mister. You got this in red? 168 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,791 Only in a 16. Yellow looks pretty good to me. 169 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,878 - I'm not really a yellow kind of a girl. - No? 170 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,214 What kind of girl are ya? 171 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:34,092 How about that yellow? 172 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,395 What happened to the old Blouse Man? 173 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,272 Oh, he retired. 174 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:50,150 I bought his bus and his route. 175 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,987 He had more variety. 176 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,990 - Did he? - Carried a little something extra each time. 177 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,952 Jewelry or... sunglasses. 178 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,912 Think so, huh? 179 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,415 Well, all right. Thanks for the tip. 180 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:07,584 Tadpoles! 181 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,421 Tadpoles over here right now. Salamanders, stop the noise. 182 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,006 Hurry up. Go right over here. 183 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,968 Tadpoles, you're behaving very, very well. 184 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,928 Danny! Put away the guns! 185 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,930 Jeffrey, would you take his guns away? 186 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,890 Danny, you're not supposed to bring guns to camp. 187 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,434 It'll just be another minute, okay? 188 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:28,772 - Do orthodox girls have to wear wigs? - It looks like a wig. 189 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,024 - Hey. - What's up, Myra? 190 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,068 - This is my friend Carl. - How ya doin'? 191 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,028 - You a counselor over here? - Yeah, as always. 192 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,447 - I gotta go. Nice meetin'ya. - Nice meeting you. 193 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,492 - I gotta go too. I'll see you later. - All right. I'll see ya. 194 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,911 - Butterflies. - Okay, butterflies, time to go. 195 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,414 Does anybody know who that little girl is over there? 196 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,875 Is there anybody's mother around? 197 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,256 What group do you have? I have the chipmunks. 198 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,218 What's the lifeguard's name? 199 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,183 Sorry. Just checking to see if it's a wig. 200 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,101 We didn't mean anything by it. 201 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:10,063 - You shouldn't make fun of other people. - I'm sorry. 202 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,149 Right over here! 203 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,067 Okay. 204 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,320 - It's Ross Epstein. - Skunks. 205 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,155 All right, skunks. Come on. Let's go. It's us. 206 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,741 Come on. Come on. 207 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,580 It's not a good morning, Colonel. There's a radio hidden. 208 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,292 A radio is against the orders of the Imperial Nipponese Army. 209 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,883 There is a radio in this hut. 210 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,678 What? 211 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,098 This is so boring. 212 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,685 I order those responsible to hand it over immediately. 213 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,773 Asking you just once more, where is it hidden? 214 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,984 Where is what hidden, sir? I know nothing about a wireless. 215 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,528 Then, by God, you should! 216 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,781 I'll have you court-martialed, and it'll show on your record. 217 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,909 - Ralph, what do you know about this? - Nothing. 218 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,078 I just feel like we're always doing the same thing, 219 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,330 and all the girls are doing something different now. 220 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:13,752 So, I just think maybe I should frost it. 221 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,340 You ever feel trapped by your life, Rhoda? 222 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,885 Oh, sure. I mean, I'm stuck with it. 223 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,012 You know, I wonder how I would look as a redhead. 224 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,306 Why are you stuck with it? 225 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,434 What- What should I do, Pearl? Become an astronaut? 226 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:33,105 You don't have kids, and you still got a lot of freedom. 227 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,484 Yeah, I'm free to sit around and watch everybody else with their kids. 228 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,196 You know, I swear, every single time I go to Poppy's, 229 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:46,243 and I have a pickle while I'm waiting for my ice cream, Neil asks me if I'm pregnant. 230 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,413 I say to him, "When are you gonna get it through your thick skull?" 231 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:54,585 "I love pickles. You put a free bowl in front of me, I eat them." 232 00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:01,133 - You gonna try again? - I don't know. 233 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:06,638 Then Neil and I wouldn't be able to take our annual trips to the Riviera. 234 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:19,151 Sometimes I try to picture my life... 235 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,404 if I hadn't had Alison so young. 236 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,449 Maybe my life wouldn't be that different. I don't know. 237 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,744 Sometimes I just wish I was a whole other person. 238 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,621 Yuck. 239 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,123 Attention, campers. 240 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:37,920 Please report to the casino for a meeting with Dr. Fogler after lunch. 241 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,925 All campers are to report directly to the casino after lunch. 242 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,387 - You ready for lunch, cowboy? - Yep. 243 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,890 - Where'd you get that? - What? 244 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,560 - That licorice. - The Blouse Man. 245 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,562 Honey, what'd I tell you about taking candy from strangers? 246 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,481 He's not a stranger. He's the Blouse Man. 247 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,484 - Is he a friend of the family? - You should have been more specific. 248 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:05,489 - Don't be fresh. - Is he a friend of the family now? 249 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,450 - Go to your room. - This is my room. 250 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,495 I asked you to watch out for your brother, and you just let anyone give him candy? 251 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,581 It wasn't anyone. It was the Blouse Man. 252 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,793 All right, both of you, just eat your lunch. 253 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,428 You shouldn't be giving candy to children. 254 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:32,850 Oh, hey. Which ones are yours? 255 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,560 Just keep your licorice sticks to yourself. 256 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:38,772 No, I'll try to be more conscientious. 257 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,525 I didn't mean any harm. I just, uh... 258 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,987 I quit cigarettes, you know, so I need something to help me with the craving. 259 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:45,612 Oh. 260 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:49,908 I took your advice. The, uh, shades. 261 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,953 Jewelry, all this stuff, goin' like hotcakes. 262 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,122 I made a killin' today. You're a smart lady. 263 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,833 Oh, well, I just figured, 264 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,877 you know, women would buy them, and... 265 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,796 - They did. - They did. Good. 266 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,800 Hey, thanks. You know, I got the perfect blouse for you. Wait till you see this. 267 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,343 No, no, I'm not here to buy a blouse. 268 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:12,723 No, no, no, check this out. A friend of mine makes them up in Kingston. 269 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,350 It's a new line I'm carrying. 270 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,355 Yeah, it's- it's a tie-dye. It's not bad. 271 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:24,818 - No one will buy these. - They will if they see you in one. 272 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:29,448 - Want to try it on? What do you think? - Maybe the purple one. 273 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,949 - Which one? - That one. 274 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:35,495 This one? Yeah. It's not bad either. It's pretty good. 275 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,789 You want to try it? What have you got to lose? 276 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,791 All right. 277 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,756 Jesus Christ. Here. 278 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,508 Thank you. 279 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:56,350 - Hey, what's your name? - Pearl. 280 00:16:56,433 --> 00:17:01,021 - Want a beer or somethin'? - A beer? No... no! 281 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,440 How's that fit? 282 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,692 My husband's gonna hate it. 283 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,903 Are you kiddin' me? 284 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:11,448 He's gonna love you in it. Look how sexy you look. 285 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,744 Check it out. Back up a little. 286 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,039 See? I mean, it fits really well. 287 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,668 Keep it a couple of days, you know? You don't like it, you give it back. 288 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,670 If you do, pay me later. 289 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,298 Or don't. I mean, you're doing me a favor just wearing it. 290 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,217 All right. 291 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,263 Wait a second. Come here. 292 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,767 You don't want to go around with that thing. 293 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,274 - Okay? - Yep. There you go. 294 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,235 - Really looks good. I'm not kidding. - Thank you. 295 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,871 When do you come back here anyway? 296 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:03,250 I mean, what's your schedule, if I wanted to return it? 297 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:08,380 My schedule? I don't have a - I don't have a schedule. 298 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,177 But, uh, I'll tell you what. 299 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,432 I'll give you my number. 300 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,517 I live right in town. 301 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:24,438 And, uh, call me anytime you want. 302 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,983 Okay. 303 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,282 Pinkies. 304 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,373 It's tie-dyed. 305 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,635 Stop it. 306 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,141 How can you not love it here? Look at this. An army barracks with lawn furniture. 307 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,601 This is unbelievable. 308 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,604 I was over at Grossingers, as I was in the lobby there. That's where I'm staying. 309 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,232 In the lobby at Grossingers. 310 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,528 They gave me a room. I walked in. There was no ceiling on the room. 311 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:15,656 I called down to the clerk. I said, "There's no ceiling on my room". 312 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,326 He said, "Don't worry. The fellow upstairs don't walk around much". 313 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:29,336 And now I want to invite you all up here on the floor to dance, 314 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,422 because it's my turn to laugh. 315 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:02,119 Do you think you could stop looking at her for a minute? 316 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,956 I don't know. 317 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:12,421 - That's my girl. - I would go anywhere 318 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,387 That's it. Get a little cozy, a little sexy here. 319 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:22,681 Come on, everybody. 320 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,057 I was thinking, 321 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:28,103 maybe we could do Chuck a different way. 322 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:33,650 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 323 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:36,361 I thought maybe we could, um... 324 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,655 experiment. 325 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,659 Okay. 326 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,453 - We don't have to. - No, no, it's okay. 327 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,497 - No, it's all right. - We were doing Chuck pretty good the old way. 328 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,917 - We are. We do. - Yeah? 329 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,920 I just thought it might be fun. 330 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,964 What did you have in mind? 331 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,467 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 332 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:02,346 - I'm sorry. I just... - No. No, no. 333 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,848 That's all right. 334 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,100 Marty... 335 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,606 Okay, pretty lady. 336 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,818 There's a posse on my tail, so I ain't got much time. 337 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,368 - Reach for the sky. - Shh. 338 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,869 Come here. You're gonna hurt yourself. 339 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,413 I know. They're loaded. I'll put them down. 340 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,876 Is that different enough? 341 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,675 - Drive safe. - I will. 342 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,511 I'll see ya. Hold this for me. 343 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,513 - See ya, cowboy. - Bye, Daddy. 344 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,515 - Good-bye. - Here, darling. Take your jacket. 345 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:51,395 - Thank you. - Drive safe. Don't speed. 346 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,568 Thanks. 347 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,772 - Hey, hop in. I'll give you a ride. - What? 348 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,691 Get in, and I'll give you a ride. 349 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,944 No, thank you. I'm fine. 350 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:44,031 I'm going your way. Come on! 351 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,452 Well, if you're sure it's no trouble. 352 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:52,623 It's no trouble. Get out of the rain, for Christ's sake. Come on. 353 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,211 - Here. Here's a towel. - Thank you. 354 00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,714 - All right? - Yeah. 355 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,675 Here we go. 356 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,557 Here's another towel. 357 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:20,567 Looks like that's all she wrote. 358 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,075 Those things look kind of painful. 359 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,164 Bet it looks good curly. 360 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:37,167 That's the way she feels about you 361 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:42,089 That's the way she feels about you 362 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:45,759 Attention, the knish man is on the premises. 363 00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:49,596 The knish man is on the premises. 364 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,310 So? 365 00:23:55,394 --> 00:23:56,645 - No. - No? 366 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,898 - That's what I pay you for, "no"? - The cards don't lie. 367 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:02,818 Maybe they're subject to interpretation. 368 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:06,196 Selma, does this look like a vacation card? 369 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:09,533 You wanna go to Miami? Go to Miami, but... 370 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:10,325 Bubbie? 371 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,619 Just a minute, sweetheart. I'm finishing up a reading. 372 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,123 - Could you come now? - All right. 373 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,334 Come back tomorrow. We'll ask the tea leaves. Don't touch that. 374 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,128 Coming, love. 375 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:24,965 What is it? 376 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:28,343 What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? 377 00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:30,012 What is it, darling? 378 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,643 Oh, my God. 379 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,481 Mazel tov. 380 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,318 Why'd you hit me? 381 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,361 It's a tradition. 382 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,822 My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - 383 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:51,658 ...she did the same thing to me. - It's a stupid tradition. 384 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,994 It's the stupidest goddamn tradition. 385 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:56,413 It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back. 386 00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,042 Bandeet! 387 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,044 - What's going on in here? - Pearl... 388 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,254 - What? - I got news. 389 00:25:04,338 --> 00:25:07,508 Today Alison became a woman. 390 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,181 How do you feel? 391 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:18,185 What kind should I get? 392 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:22,481 - Well, you know, these are pretty good. - What about tampons? 393 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,816 You've already had a big enough shock. Just get these. 394 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,694 - Hey, girls. - Hi. 395 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,279 Hi. 396 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:32,157 - What? What was that? - Nothing. 397 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,620 How are you? 398 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,372 Attention, everyone. 399 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,291 Will the person who took Eleanor Gelfand's thongs, 400 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,252 please return them to the main house? 401 00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,629 She's been hiding away for an hour. 402 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,423 She didn't even eat any supper. 403 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:51,844 I bet she has cramps. Poor thing. 404 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,892 I have... my first date. 405 00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,060 What? 406 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:03,105 Ross is taking me to Fun Fair, the go-carts. 407 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,189 Go-carts? 408 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:07,943 Mother, this is the most exciting night of my life. You're not gonna ruin it for me. 409 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:12,656 No! Of course not. I was just worried. Maybe you weren't feeling up to it. 410 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,074 I'm fine. 411 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:17,578 You look so... womanly. 412 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:21,748 You see, my shainehkuh. You become a woman, the world looks brighter. 413 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,089 Don't tell Daddy I got my period. 414 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,723 Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz. 415 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:41,643 It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison. 416 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:43,061 Mazel tov, darling. 417 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:48,692 And may you be blessed with a happy marriage and many, many beautiful children. 418 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,805 - Sometime today. - How long are we gonna wait here? 419 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,057 I'll be right with you, Bill. 420 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,601 - Oh, Marty. - The whole weekend's shot. 421 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:24,645 Everybody and their brother wants their TV to be working... 422 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:27,231 ...so they can watch the moon landing. - Sid, I am depending on you. 423 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,774 I have to see the man on the moon. 424 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,859 Sid's even gonna keep the shop open on Sunday. 425 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,444 There's shmuts all over the wire! 426 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,279 Honey, we were counting on you. 427 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,115 - I know, sweetie. I'm so sorry. I really am. - It's Sanka. 428 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:39,284 I forgot I put it on top of the set. 429 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,704 - I'll be thinking of you while I'm watching. - I'll be thinking of you too. 430 00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:45,958 - I wanna talk to him. - You explain this to Danny. 431 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:49,503 - Okay. Hey, cowboy. - Daddy. 432 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:52,047 Why can't you come? 433 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:56,009 Danny, I gotta work, okay? I'm sorry. 434 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:58,345 - You watch your mom for me? - I wanted you to come. 435 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,362 Four dot. 436 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,698 - Big bam. 437 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,660 - Dot. 438 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:49,104 Hello? 439 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:53,609 Hello. Can I talk with the man who sells the blouses? 440 00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:55,819 - Who's this? - Pearl. 441 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,905 Hey! How ya doin', Pearl? 442 00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:01,783 I wasn't sure if you'd remember who - who I was. 443 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,535 I remember who you are. 444 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:05,704 Hey, that tie-dye work out all right? 445 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,499 - He liked it, didn't he? - Yeah. 446 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,213 - What's up? - I- I was wondering... 447 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:18,050 I wondered if you had plans for watching the... 448 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,177 the moon walk. 449 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:27,351 - Fogler, you outdid yourself. Terrific. - It's a masterpiece. 450 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,148 Hi, hon. 451 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:40,781 Can I go to a concert? 452 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,699 Which ones look better with this? 453 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,785 - The black ones. - Yeah? 454 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,038 It's near White Lake. All the counselors are getting tickets. 455 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:50,874 - Is it cool out? - Medium. 456 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,292 Here. 457 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,962 It was supposed to be in Woodstock, and they changed it, 458 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:58,131 and now it's so close by. 459 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,426 Nobody ever liked this dress. 460 00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:04,346 - So can I? - When is it again? 461 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,850 August 15 through 17. People are gonna camp out. 462 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:08,642 What? 463 00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:12,271 - Everyone's gonna be there. - Alison. 464 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,815 You're 14 years old. You're not camping out. 465 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,650 Why are you getting all dressed up... 466 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,403 to watch some stupid guys walk on the moon? 467 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:22,114 It's not stupid. 468 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:24,950 - It's important. - Please, Mom. 469 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,660 I mean, I have to go! 470 00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,037 Honey, I'm sorry. 471 00:30:29,121 --> 00:30:31,999 You're not old enough. 472 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,084 First, everyone tells me I'm a woman now. 473 00:30:34,126 --> 00:30:36,420 Then I'm not old enough? 474 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:39,840 I hate you! 475 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:42,801 Lights on. 476 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:49,391 Down two and a half. - Give me some. 477 00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,519 Forward. Forward. 478 00:30:52,603 --> 00:30:55,063 Come on. Give me some. 479 00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:59,026 Three feet down, two and a half. Pickin'up some dust. 480 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,028 Three feet, two and a half down. 481 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:04,740 Faint shadow. Four forward. 482 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:07,075 Four forward. Drifting to the right a little. 483 00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:10,704 Six, down a half. Thirty seconds forward. 484 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,085 Contact light. 485 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,838 Okay, engines stop. 486 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,131 A.P.A. out of descent. 487 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:26,637 Command override off. Engine arm off. 488 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,599 Houston, uh, Tranquility Base here. 489 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,643 The Eagle has landed. 490 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,645 Yes! 491 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,688 Unbelievable. 492 00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:44,780 It will be several hours before the astronauts don their space suits... 493 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,741 and Neil Armstrong takes his first step. 494 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,786 Are they walking on the moon yet? 495 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:53,622 - Not yet, sweetheart. - Shh. Sweetheart. 496 00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:56,416 Lillian, I've got such a headache. 497 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,086 I need to get some air, or maybe I should lie down. 498 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:01,255 You're gonna miss the best part. 499 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,926 I knew this one guy who worked in Moise's Butcher Shop. 500 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,888 He cut the tip of his finger off on purpose. 501 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:13,517 I thought I'd get myself into a car accident. 502 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:17,396 Just burn your draft card. 503 00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,648 And go to jail? 504 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,361 Joan Baez's husband didn't cut off his fingertip. 505 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:48,886 It's a French kiss. You have to open your mouth. 506 00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:03,025 One of these moments 507 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:07,196 You're gonna rise 508 00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:11,325 Rise up singin' 509 00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:16,830 You're gonna 510 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:21,168 Spread your wings 511 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,128 Child you take 512 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,506 Take to the sky 513 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:26,882 Where are we? 514 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:29,760 Lord, the sky 515 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:33,055 Come on in back. I wanna show you something. 516 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:43,440 Nothin's goin' to harm me now 517 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:49,279 Na, na-na, na, na-na, na 518 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:57,371 I never saw one so small. 519 00:33:57,454 --> 00:33:59,206 It's cool, isn't it? 520 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:03,502 My kid brother picked it up over in Asia. 521 00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:06,713 What was he doing over there? 522 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:10,592 - Killin' people. - Oh. 523 00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,095 Is he still over there? 524 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,098 I don't know. 525 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:21,854 Maybe. 526 00:34:25,357 --> 00:34:28,026 He's been missing for four years. 527 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:32,322 Oh, I'm sorry. I... 528 00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:43,166 I should tell my husband about these. He fixes TVs. 529 00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:48,589 Usually he's here on the weekends, but... 530 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:51,675 he had to fix a lot of sets. 531 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:57,181 No one wanted to miss the, um... 532 00:34:58,265 --> 00:35:00,434 the, uh... 533 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:03,270 moon landing. 534 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:07,941 I wish they'd step outside already. 535 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:14,448 Want me to stop, Pearl? 536 00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:33,634 - Oh, God. 537 00:35:37,513 --> 00:35:41,266 What is your name? 538 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,644 Walker. 539 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,439 - Is that your last name? 540 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,652 - My last name is Jerome. 541 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:55,500 You're backwards. 542 00:35:57,741 --> 00:36:00,702 It seems to me I'm exactly where I should be. 543 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,413 - I have to sit down. 544 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:26,914 That's one small step for man, 545 00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:30,584 one giant leap for mankind. 546 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,358 What are you doing? 547 00:37:56,818 --> 00:37:59,863 Are you sure you want... 548 00:38:29,226 --> 00:38:32,938 One, two. 549 00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,858 Three. 550 00:38:40,696 --> 00:38:42,781 Concentrate. 551 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:54,710 - What happened to Pearl last night? - She had a headache. 552 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:57,671 You got a chair right next to the house. 553 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:59,798 What chair? What house? 554 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:18,483 Are you allowed to kiss guys? 555 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:22,613 Guys I can kiss. Bacon is a different story. 556 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:29,036 Did you ever tongue kiss? 557 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,288 That's disgusting. 558 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,040 It wasn't. 559 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,377 You and Ross? 560 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:39,046 Yeah! 561 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:43,258 Did you do anything else? 562 00:39:43,342 --> 00:39:45,511 Not yet. 563 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:53,268 Attention, ladies. The Blouse Man is on the premises. 564 00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:55,729 The Blouse Man is on the premises. 565 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:59,900 How are you doing? You want to try this one? It looked good last week. 566 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:03,111 - I'll try it. - It'll look good this week too. 567 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:08,450 Take your time. I'm waiting. 568 00:40:11,537 --> 00:40:14,248 How about you, Mrs. Kantrowitz? 569 00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:16,458 Can I help you find something? 570 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,461 I'm not sure. 571 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:21,505 That looks nice. 572 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:26,343 - How about this? - Try this on. 573 00:40:28,053 --> 00:40:29,429 Attention, ladies. 574 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:33,642 Will everyone who signed up for the mah-jongg tournament please report to the casino now? 575 00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:36,562 - Let's go. Let's save a little money. We begin in Five minutes. 576 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,106 That's Five minutes, ladies. 577 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:19,062 The count of three. 578 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:22,649 - No way! 579 00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:38,332 Come on, Pearl! Fly! Come on! 580 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,762 Pearl? 581 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:37,057 Pearl. Get up. 582 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:39,852 We're goin' blueberry pickin'. 583 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,021 Come. 584 00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:55,909 Pearl? 585 00:42:57,244 --> 00:42:59,621 You believe in fate? 586 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,041 I'm not sure what that means. 587 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:08,463 It means that there are certain things that no matter what you do that they're meant to happen. 588 00:43:08,547 --> 00:43:11,216 They're in the stars. 589 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,928 They're bashert, destined. 590 00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:18,891 But even if they're in the stars, 591 00:43:18,974 --> 00:43:24,229 a person, a grown-up responsible person, a mensch, 592 00:43:24,313 --> 00:43:26,773 can make a different choice. 593 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:30,110 They can make the right choice. 594 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:40,037 You're shtupping someone. 595 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,330 What? 596 00:43:42,497 --> 00:43:44,541 The Blouse Man. 597 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:46,960 I am not. 598 00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:51,381 You're shtupping the goddamn Blouse Man, Pearl. How could you do such a thing? 599 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,973 Are you gonna tell Marty? 600 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:02,226 So it's true. 601 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:05,687 I'm right. I'm always right. 602 00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:07,814 It's - It's a curse. 603 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,494 Why, Pearly? 604 00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:25,791 Have you forgotten who you married? 605 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:30,212 When your husband was 12 years old, you know what he dreamed of being? 606 00:44:30,254 --> 00:44:32,089 A scientist. 607 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,216 So he entered the school science fair... 608 00:44:34,299 --> 00:44:37,678 in the hopes of winning a microscope. 609 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:40,639 Such a doorbell he made, I don't even want to tell you about it. 610 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:43,642 It not only rang, it lit up. 611 00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:46,728 It chopped liver. It made matzo balls. 612 00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:50,065 First prize. 613 00:44:50,148 --> 00:44:53,193 He was so proud, Pearl. 614 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:58,448 And when that son-of-a-bitch husband of mine ran out on us, 615 00:44:58,532 --> 00:45:00,409 you know what my boy did? 616 00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:03,036 Came to me with $10. 617 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,372 And he says to me, "Mama, 618 00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:08,959 you don't ever have to worry. 619 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,920 I will take care of you". 620 00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:17,926 Sold the microscope. 621 00:45:26,018 --> 00:45:28,562 I never heard that story. 622 00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:31,857 Something else you didn't know. 623 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:36,195 The summer that you two met, summer he was waiting on tables at Kramer's. 624 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:39,990 Kramer knew that Marty and I didn't have two nickels to rub together, 625 00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:44,369 so he offered to pay for Marty to go to college. 626 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,122 But when he got a girl pregnant... 627 00:45:47,206 --> 00:45:50,751 no less a guest at the hotel... 628 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:53,170 good-for-nothing Kramer... 629 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:56,673 slammed the door in our face. He - 630 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:59,593 He turned his back on my boy. 631 00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:03,639 What? 632 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:07,976 You think you're the only one with dreams that didn't come true? 633 00:46:25,327 --> 00:46:27,120 I wondered where you were. 634 00:46:27,204 --> 00:46:29,039 I can't do this. 635 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,709 I'm married. 636 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,381 I have children. 637 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,937 - I understand. 638 00:47:08,203 --> 00:47:11,373 - Hey, Marty. How ya doin'? - Hey, Joe! 639 00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:14,168 - Daddy! - Hey, cowboy! 640 00:47:16,753 --> 00:47:20,007 - How long did it take you this time? - 2 hours and 41 minutes, 641 00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:23,886 not including the six minutes it took me to put my shorts on. 642 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:26,597 Neil said it took him two, 20. 643 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,057 What'd I tell you about Neil? 644 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:31,518 - He's a stinkin' liar. - That's right. 645 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,895 Yuck! 646 00:47:35,814 --> 00:47:39,067 You guys, don't use up all the hot water! 647 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,195 Eighteen days in quarantine. 648 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:42,738 - What? - The astronauts. 649 00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:45,157 God, I hope they like each other. 650 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,159 Here you go. 651 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,544 Ooh. That's strong, Marty. 652 00:48:00,839 --> 00:48:05,135 I have waited all week for this moment. 653 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:17,022 Hey, hey, hey. Where you goin'? 654 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:18,398 Out! 655 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:22,986 - Where's my kiss? - I have a date, Daddy. 656 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,947 A date? 657 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:28,492 Ross is taking me to the Pines. There's a rock band there. 658 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:32,538 - Ro- Who's Ross? - I'm late! 659 00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:37,292 Who's Ross? I miss one week and already there's a Ross? 660 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,586 He's a nice boy. 661 00:48:40,128 --> 00:48:43,966 - How old is he? - Sixteen, I think. 662 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:46,093 Pearl, oh, God, Pearl! 663 00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:50,472 There is no such thing as a nice 16-year-old boy. 664 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:52,808 You can't keep her locked in the bungalow all summer long. 665 00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:56,687 No, I can't. That's your job, darling. 666 00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:01,775 Besides, it's the principle of the thing. 667 00:49:01,817 --> 00:49:05,863 I mean, if we can't go out on dates, she shouldn't be able to either. 668 00:49:08,115 --> 00:49:11,076 So take me on a date, Marty. 669 00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:17,833 - So who's at the Brickman? - Hmm, Sandy Solo. 670 00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:20,377 Shirley Bassey is playing at the Concord. 671 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,797 Honey, now see, this is something I would climb a fence to go see. 672 00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:25,716 What? 673 00:49:25,799 --> 00:49:27,718 Listen. 674 00:49:30,721 --> 00:49:32,931 - What do you hear? - Nothing. 675 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:37,769 Exactly. 676 00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:44,359 No kids. No Bubbie. 677 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:49,823 Mmm. Just you and me, Pearl. 678 00:49:50,949 --> 00:49:53,160 Ain't it great? 679 00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:09,176 - Ow. Oh, shit. Ow. - What? 680 00:50:09,259 --> 00:50:12,679 - My leg. I gotta - - I'll get it, honey. 681 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:15,098 Don't - Yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. 682 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:18,310 I think I'm getting too old for this. Ooh! 683 00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:19,811 - At least it went down. - Come here. 684 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:22,606 - You all right? - I'm good. I'm good. 685 00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:29,655 All right. It's the steering wheel. 686 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:31,782 - You wanna get in the back? - Yeah. 687 00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:00,561 You okay? 688 00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:04,106 No. 689 00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:11,488 You wanna go home? 690 00:51:11,572 --> 00:51:13,490 No. 691 00:51:18,412 --> 00:51:20,706 Do you want me to do a John Wayne? 692 00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:22,708 Maybe. 693 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:28,297 - All right. - We'll miss you, sonny. 694 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:31,091 - Okay. Bye, sweetheart. - Drive safe. 695 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,844 I will. Tell Neil 7:28. 696 00:51:35,888 --> 00:51:39,433 - Bye-bye, love! - Bye, Daddy! Bye! 697 00:51:39,516 --> 00:51:44,271 Attention, everyone. The ice cream man is on the premises. 698 00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:48,692 The ice cream man is on the premises. 699 00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,370 Alison. 700 00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:19,973 Alison! 701 00:52:22,267 --> 00:52:25,020 How will you know if your kids are drowning? 702 00:52:25,771 --> 00:52:27,523 Great legs, man! 703 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:31,443 What the hell is this? Hey! Hey! Come on. Get out of the water. 704 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:35,197 Come out of the water. Come on! 705 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,406 Go away! 706 00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:39,409 There are children here. 707 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:44,748 - Get away! - Come on. Come on. Come on. Get over here. 708 00:52:44,831 --> 00:52:47,793 Get away from this lake! It's a private lake! 709 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:51,421 This is private property! Get out! 710 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:53,215 Everybody, out of the lake. 711 00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:55,467 Everyone, get out of the lake! 712 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:57,219 Get outta here! 713 00:52:57,302 --> 00:52:59,680 The police have been notified. 714 00:52:59,763 --> 00:53:04,560 Put your clothes on, and you get out of this lake now. It's a private lake. 715 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,479 I can't go to Woodstock. 716 00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:11,733 - It's on Shabbes. - We'll leave before Shabbes. 717 00:53:11,817 --> 00:53:15,445 - I won't be able to touch money. - I'll buy things for you. 718 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:18,949 - I can't rip toilet paper. - I'll rip it for you! 719 00:53:19,032 --> 00:53:21,326 That's all I have to do, right? 720 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:25,539 - I thought you weren't allowed to go. - So? 721 00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:28,166 My mother says that you're corrupting me. 722 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:30,919 That's what friends are for. 723 00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:48,562 "On this hook, he had a book. 724 00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:52,107 On this book was how to cook". 725 00:53:52,149 --> 00:53:55,027 Telephone call for Pearl Kantrowitz. 726 00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:57,863 Telephone call for Pearl Kantrowitz. - It's for you, Mom. 727 00:53:57,905 --> 00:54:02,242 It's like a parking lot. I heard they're gonna close the thruway. 728 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,536 Are you gonna try again tomorrow? 729 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:06,371 No, it's just gonna get worse. 730 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:09,082 They'll be coming up to this Woodstock thing all weekend. 731 00:54:09,124 --> 00:54:11,919 Geez, I never knew there was so many hippies, Pearl. 732 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,463 Look, I'm gonna head back. I'm sorry. 733 00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:16,715 Tell Danny and Alison I said good night. 734 00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:18,342 Okay, bye. 735 00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,802 Pearl? 736 00:55:05,556 --> 00:55:07,558 Don't do it, Pearly. 737 00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:20,547 Oy veh. 738 00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:24,218 Hello? 739 00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:25,844 We were in Swan Lake and you said to me - 740 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:28,472 - Hello, Ma, how are you? - You said to me, "Ma, 741 00:56:28,514 --> 00:56:29,848 me and Arnie and Stewie... 742 00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:32,809 ...we're going swimming". - Ma, is everything all right? 743 00:56:32,893 --> 00:56:35,520 - Suddenly... - You saw Stewie drowning, 744 00:56:35,562 --> 00:56:38,481 so you told us not to go swimming under any circumstances. 745 00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:40,943 - Right. Did you listen? - No. 746 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,612 - And what happened? - Stewie was swimming underwater... 747 00:56:43,654 --> 00:56:46,573 and he hit his head on a rock, but I saved him. 748 00:56:46,657 --> 00:56:48,951 - And why did you save him? - Because I was extra careful. 749 00:56:48,992 --> 00:56:52,120 - And why were you extra careful? - Because of your vision. 750 00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:53,997 And why is your cousin Stewie alive today? 751 00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:56,583 - Because I saved him. - No! 752 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,044 Because of your vision. 753 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:01,296 Correct. 754 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:04,383 All right, Ma, who's going to drown? 755 00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:07,511 You are. 756 00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:10,931 I promise I won't go swimming, okay? 757 00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:15,853 Get your tuchis up here, Marty. I don't care what you got to do. 758 00:57:16,895 --> 00:57:19,189 What's goin' on, Ma? 759 00:57:26,238 --> 00:57:29,116 Good morning! 760 00:57:29,199 --> 00:57:31,076 What we have in mind... 761 00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:35,747 is breakfast in bed for 400,000. 762 00:57:36,999 --> 00:57:39,334 We're all feeding each other. 763 00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:42,421 We must be in heaven, man! 764 00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:49,469 There's always a little bit of heaven in a disaster area. 765 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:55,517 My God! 766 00:57:57,811 --> 00:58:00,438 We apologize for the noise of the choppity-choppity, 767 00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:03,108 but there are a few cars blocking the road. 768 00:58:03,192 --> 00:58:05,527 So we're flying everybody in. 769 00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:14,119 Give me that. 770 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,985 - Easy! 771 01:00:26,335 --> 01:00:28,003 Alison? 772 01:00:28,045 --> 01:00:31,173 Alison - Come on, Alison. 773 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:36,553 Alison! 774 01:00:41,350 --> 01:00:43,435 I gotta tell... - Alison, what's wrong? 775 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,897 - What happened back there? 776 01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:49,191 - We can't have a party now. - You can't walk all the way to Woodridge. 777 01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:59,284 Attention Irv Gelfand. 778 01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:03,747 Could you please remember to bring the pickled herring to the casino tonight? 779 01:01:10,128 --> 01:01:12,130 Marty. 780 01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:17,219 How did you get up here? 781 01:01:17,302 --> 01:01:18,887 Uh... 782 01:01:18,971 --> 01:01:21,515 13 hours and 26 minutes. 783 01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:23,976 That was with the back roads. 784 01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:29,940 Where were you? 785 01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:34,528 I thought you weren't coming. 786 01:01:45,956 --> 01:01:48,667 What the hell is going on, Pearl? 787 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,587 I went to Woodstock. 788 01:01:53,964 --> 01:01:56,425 You went to Woodstock? 789 01:02:04,558 --> 01:02:06,560 Was it groovy? 790 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:12,024 Was it far-out? Out-of-sight? 791 01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,236 Yeah. 792 01:02:33,337 --> 01:02:36,048 Tell me something, Pearl. 793 01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:44,181 Are you screwing someone? 794 01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:53,482 We'll talk about this when you're not upset. 795 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:58,570 I'm not that upset yet. If you tell me you're screwing someone, then I'll be upset. 796 01:03:01,532 --> 01:03:04,660 So... 797 01:03:04,743 --> 01:03:06,078 are you? 798 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,921 Yes. 799 01:03:20,759 --> 01:03:22,511 Who is he? 800 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:25,514 You don't know him. 801 01:03:25,556 --> 01:03:27,558 What's his name? 802 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:31,770 Walker. 803 01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:34,356 - What's his first name? - That is his first name. 804 01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:36,525 What's his last name? 805 01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:39,403 Jerome. 806 01:03:40,571 --> 01:03:44,241 Walker Jerome. That's his name? 807 01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:47,494 Does he realize it's backwards? 808 01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:59,089 - Where'd you meet him? - He's a salesman. 809 01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:03,218 Truff. This is great. 810 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:07,389 It's like a Johnny Yune routine. 811 01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:09,516 So is he a traveling salesman? 812 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:15,522 - Sort of. - What's he sell? 813 01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:19,526 Blouses. 814 01:04:22,487 --> 01:04:24,531 Blouses. 815 01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:32,289 He's the Blouse Man. 816 01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:34,499 You're screwing the Blouse Man. 817 01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:43,383 Jesus, Pearl, 818 01:04:43,467 --> 01:04:44,676 why didn't you screw the Dress Man? 819 01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:47,638 At least that way you get a whole outfit, you know? 820 01:04:56,813 --> 01:05:00,067 What the fuck were you thinking, huh? 821 01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,319 What are you doing, Pearl? 822 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:06,114 Did you think about this for even a - a second? 823 01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:08,408 Did it ever occur to you what this might do to us? 824 01:05:08,492 --> 01:05:10,744 What this might do to Danny? What it might do to Alison? 825 01:05:10,827 --> 01:05:13,413 I want to know what you think about that, Pearl. 826 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,415 Did it cross your fuckin' mind? 827 01:05:15,499 --> 01:05:19,503 Tell me. I want to know if you fuckin' thought about it! 828 01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:26,635 Tell me, Pearl, I want to know. I want to know if you thought about it. 829 01:05:26,718 --> 01:05:28,470 Tell me. 830 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:32,558 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 831 01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:38,522 You're sorry? 832 01:05:39,898 --> 01:05:43,318 - You're sorry. - Yeah. 833 01:05:45,571 --> 01:05:48,323 What am I supposed to say to you, Pearl? 834 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,743 Am I supposed to say I forgive you? Is that what you want? 835 01:05:51,827 --> 01:05:53,912 Tell me. I wanna say what you want me to say right here. 836 01:05:53,954 --> 01:05:57,416 'Cause right now I don't know what the fuck I'm doin'. 837 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:02,171 I don't know. I don't know what to... 838 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,556 Okay. 839 01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:22,691 So... 840 01:06:24,234 --> 01:06:26,612 what are your plans? 841 01:06:26,695 --> 01:06:28,906 You and the Blouse Man. 842 01:06:35,495 --> 01:06:37,456 I don't know. 843 01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:40,667 What the hell is that supposed to mean, Pearl? 844 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:43,670 It means... 845 01:06:43,754 --> 01:06:45,547 I don't know. 846 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:50,260 You don't know? 847 01:06:54,515 --> 01:06:57,976 Okay. Okay. 848 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:02,356 Well... 849 01:07:02,439 --> 01:07:04,233 I'll tell you what. 850 01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:08,946 You take all the time you need. 851 01:07:09,029 --> 01:07:11,323 It doesn't matter. 852 01:07:13,492 --> 01:07:16,161 'Cause, to me, 853 01:07:18,497 --> 01:07:21,041 you don't exist anymore. 854 01:07:55,409 --> 01:07:56,368 Hi. 855 01:07:57,619 --> 01:07:59,997 Hey! Hey! Hey! 856 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:00,664 Hey! 857 01:08:01,832 --> 01:08:04,293 Hey, hey, hey. What is that? 858 01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:08,547 You out of your fuckin' mind? 859 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:13,760 You all right? Do you believe that? 860 01:08:13,844 --> 01:08:15,596 Calm down. Calm down. 861 01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:18,056 What was he thinking? 862 01:08:20,767 --> 01:08:24,395 - Marty. You okay? - Oh, my God. 863 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,356 Marty? 864 01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,861 I love you, darling. 865 01:08:30,944 --> 01:08:32,779 You went away. 866 01:08:32,863 --> 01:08:36,950 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to worry you. 867 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,410 I wasn't worried. 868 01:08:38,452 --> 01:08:42,164 - Bubbie let me have Cocoa Puffs for dinner. - Yeah? 869 01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:45,083 I want Cocoa Puffs for dinner. Mmm. 870 01:09:19,243 --> 01:09:22,246 How come no one's yelled at me yet? 871 01:09:22,329 --> 01:09:25,749 Because I didn't tell anybody that you went. 872 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:29,253 That's for you to do. 873 01:09:32,881 --> 01:09:35,509 Katzileh... 874 01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:37,553 do me a favor. 875 01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:41,431 Don't sneak out on your Bubbie like that again. 876 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:45,435 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 877 01:09:55,529 --> 01:09:57,823 Marty, easy! 878 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:01,660 What is it, darling? 879 01:10:01,743 --> 01:10:03,579 Sonny, what is it? 880 01:10:04,997 --> 01:10:06,081 Marty! 881 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:08,458 What is it, love? 882 01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:10,836 - Marty, don't! - Come on, Daniel. Let's go. Here we go, kiddo. 883 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:13,130 - Come on. Let's go. - What are you doing? 884 01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:16,508 - Marty. Please, son! - Marty. 885 01:10:17,176 --> 01:10:20,053 Stop, Daddy! Let go of him! 886 01:10:20,137 --> 01:10:21,805 - What are you doing? - It's okay. 887 01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,682 Marty, let him go. 888 01:10:23,765 --> 01:10:25,475 - Marty, please, let him go. - Don't do this. 889 01:10:25,517 --> 01:10:28,061 - Don't do it! Get in the car. - Stop it! 890 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:29,897 - You're coming too. - Let go of me! 891 01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:32,024 - Wanna be free, Pearl? - Let her go! 892 01:10:32,107 --> 01:10:35,194 - Wanna be free? Okay. - No! 893 01:10:35,277 --> 01:10:36,236 Don't do this, Marty. 894 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:41,116 No kids, no husband, no family. You're free. Go! Be free! Alison... 895 01:10:41,158 --> 01:10:42,701 - Come back here! - No! 896 01:10:42,784 --> 01:10:43,911 Alison! 897 01:10:45,162 --> 01:10:46,163 Alison! 898 01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:48,081 Marty, stop it! 899 01:10:48,165 --> 01:10:50,584 Hold on to me. Hold on. 900 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:54,922 Okay. All right! 901 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,466 It's okay, Pearl. You stay - 902 01:10:57,549 --> 01:10:59,426 You stay and be a whore. I'll go. 903 01:10:59,468 --> 01:11:01,595 You're not going anywhere. Give me those keys! 904 01:11:01,678 --> 01:11:04,515 Give me those keys, sonny. You're not going anywhere... 905 01:11:04,556 --> 01:11:08,018 - Mom, get off the car! Stay out of it! - It's too dangerous! 906 01:11:11,021 --> 01:11:15,025 Goddamn it, son. Goddamn it. 907 01:11:16,985 --> 01:11:18,862 Ross? 908 01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:23,408 - Ross... - I hate Daddy. 909 01:11:23,492 --> 01:11:26,912 He's just upset, honey. He's mad at Mommy. 910 01:11:26,995 --> 01:11:31,416 He wanted you with him because he loves you so much. 911 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,503 Why is he mad at you? 912 01:11:34,545 --> 01:11:38,674 Sometimes grown-ups have fights just the way kids do. 913 01:11:38,757 --> 01:11:41,009 And sometimes they have to... 914 01:11:41,093 --> 01:11:44,555 think things over before they can make up. 915 01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:48,225 Do you understand, huh? 916 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,102 Good. 917 01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:53,146 What's a "whore"? 918 01:11:57,025 --> 01:12:00,237 Everything is fucked up. 919 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,322 I hate it here. I hate it. 920 01:12:03,407 --> 01:12:06,243 - I hate them so much. - It's okay. 921 01:12:06,326 --> 01:12:09,872 - I just want to be away from them. - It's okay. 922 01:12:09,955 --> 01:12:12,583 Make them go away. 923 01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:32,477 - I want to do it. - What? 924 01:12:32,561 --> 01:12:36,273 - Let's go all the way. - Alison... 925 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:40,527 - Don't you want to? - I don't know. 926 01:12:41,528 --> 01:12:44,531 - Y-You don't want me. - No- No, that's not it. 927 01:12:44,573 --> 01:12:47,492 Alison, I mean it would be great, but - 928 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,494 Alison, please. Please. 929 01:12:49,536 --> 01:12:51,496 - Forget it. - Alison, I didn't say that. 930 01:12:51,538 --> 01:12:53,540 Just forget the whole thing! 931 01:12:53,624 --> 01:12:55,125 Alison! 932 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:57,377 Fuck. 933 01:13:25,614 --> 01:13:29,076 I'm sorry about what happened with Daddy. 934 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:31,078 Forget it. 935 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:36,542 Where were you? 936 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,921 It's none of your business. 937 01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:42,798 Alison... 938 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,509 You don't always tell us where you are. 939 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:47,469 I'm a grown-up. 940 01:13:50,138 --> 01:13:52,349 Are you? 941 01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:56,728 What's that supposed to mean? 942 01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:03,735 I went all the way with Ross. 943 01:14:14,454 --> 01:14:17,291 You are to be in this bungalow by 9:00 p. m., 944 01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:20,752 every night between now and Labor Day. 945 01:14:20,836 --> 01:14:24,506 - You hear me? - Fuck you. 946 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:27,551 - What? - Fuck you! 947 01:14:37,519 --> 01:14:41,523 I never have to listen to you ever again. 948 01:14:43,734 --> 01:14:46,153 I saw you. 949 01:14:47,446 --> 01:14:49,239 I was there. 950 01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:51,617 You should have seen yourself! 951 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:54,536 You looked disgusting! 952 01:14:56,079 --> 01:15:01,168 I'm the teenager, not you! You had your chance. 953 01:15:01,877 --> 01:15:05,130 - No. I didn't. - Well, then why do the rest of us... 954 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:08,592 have to suffer just because you fucked up your life? 955 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:11,887 I did not fuck up my life, Alison! 956 01:15:11,970 --> 01:15:16,016 Things happen. Things happen that you don't plan for. 957 01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:19,186 Do you know how old I was when I got pregnant with you, huh? 958 01:15:19,228 --> 01:15:23,857 I was 17, just 3 years older than you are right now, honey. 959 01:15:23,941 --> 01:15:26,944 Do you know how many boyfriends I had before I met your father? 960 01:15:27,027 --> 01:15:28,320 None. 961 01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:32,324 Do you know how many times I slept with your father before I got pregnant with you? 962 01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:36,787 Once. That's all it takes, Alison. 963 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:44,545 - I was an accident. - Oh. Honey. 964 01:15:45,379 --> 01:15:47,256 Don't think that. 965 01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:50,634 Listen to me. That doesn't mean we don't love you. 966 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:55,639 We love you so much. We loved you from the moment we saw you. 967 01:15:55,722 --> 01:15:58,517 Are you and Daddy going to get a divorce? 968 01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:02,479 I don't know. 969 01:16:04,481 --> 01:16:07,609 You love the Blouse Man more than all of us? 970 01:16:07,693 --> 01:16:09,903 No! 971 01:16:09,987 --> 01:16:11,488 Sometimes it's easier... 972 01:16:11,530 --> 01:16:15,659 to be different with a different person. 973 01:16:15,742 --> 01:16:20,622 Can't you just try and be different but still stay with us? 974 01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,916 Oh, baby. 975 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,879 Daddy's just a big square, you know that. 976 01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:31,550 But, I mean, he's Daddy. How could you leave him? 977 01:16:34,178 --> 01:16:36,555 I thought you hated us. 978 01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:42,519 I do. But that doesn't mean anything. 979 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:50,694 Alison... 980 01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:57,450 When you went all the way with Ross, 981 01:16:57,492 --> 01:17:00,787 did you use any protection? 982 01:17:01,288 --> 01:17:03,665 We didn't - 983 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:07,503 We didn't go all the way. 984 01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:10,839 We've only gone to first base. 985 01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:12,549 Ohh. 986 01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:21,767 Save the home run for somebody really special, okay? 987 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,356 What's going to happen? 988 01:17:31,068 --> 01:17:33,570 I don't know. I don't know. 989 01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:21,094 Hello. 990 01:19:21,178 --> 01:19:22,888 Hi. 991 01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:26,016 Did you get home all right? 992 01:19:26,808 --> 01:19:31,230 - Yeah. - I was worried. 993 01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:36,568 Marty? 994 01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:46,370 We have to talk. 995 01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:52,292 How am I supposed to talk to you, Pearl? 996 01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:56,880 I thought you were my family. 997 01:19:59,675 --> 01:20:02,302 I got to go to work. 998 01:20:07,099 --> 01:20:09,393 I'm sorry. 999 01:21:30,933 --> 01:21:33,477 A lot of maps. 1000 01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:37,564 Been to all these places? 1001 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,569 Not all of them. 1002 01:21:44,238 --> 01:21:46,532 Not yet. 1003 01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:53,455 You ever been out West, Pearl? 1004 01:21:54,915 --> 01:21:57,000 No. 1005 01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,757 You want to go with me? 1006 01:22:10,514 --> 01:22:14,893 We don't have to wait. We- We- We can just - pack up the bus. 1007 01:22:14,977 --> 01:22:18,605 Um, we'll just - We'll just camp out all the way across the country, 1008 01:22:18,647 --> 01:22:22,359 and we'll sleep under the stars every night. 1009 01:22:25,737 --> 01:22:27,447 Come on. 1010 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:31,577 Take your kids? 1011 01:22:34,204 --> 01:22:36,498 What do you think? 1012 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:46,466 I think... 1013 01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:52,556 I need you to take me home. 1014 01:23:15,204 --> 01:23:17,623 Attention Pearl Kantrowitz. 1015 01:23:17,706 --> 01:23:20,083 Return to your bungalow immediately. 1016 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:25,506 Pearl Kantrowitz, please return to your bungalow immediately! 1017 01:23:28,634 --> 01:23:31,469 Pearl, stop! Stop the bus! 1018 01:23:31,553 --> 01:23:33,471 Hey! Hey! 1019 01:23:33,555 --> 01:23:35,265 Stop! 1020 01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:39,019 - Pearl. Pearl, it's Daniel. - He's been stung by wasps. 1021 01:23:39,102 --> 01:23:41,563 - What? What? - He's in the kitchen. Go! 1022 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:44,107 What happened to him? 1023 01:23:44,191 --> 01:23:45,984 No! These hurt! 1024 01:23:46,068 --> 01:23:48,904 Tateleh, Grandma has to pull out the stings. 1025 01:23:48,987 --> 01:23:51,489 There's Mama. There's your mama. 1026 01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:53,659 - Mommy! - Mommy's here, honey. 1027 01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:55,160 You're going to be all right. 1028 01:23:55,202 --> 01:23:58,580 Wait, ma'am, don't do that. You don't want to break off the stingers. 1029 01:23:58,664 --> 01:24:00,040 I need some, uh, kind of card. 1030 01:24:00,082 --> 01:24:01,458 - You got some playing cards? - Yeah. 1031 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,878 Get that and I need, uh, meat tenderizer. 1032 01:24:04,962 --> 01:24:06,213 Well, what is he, a pot roast? 1033 01:24:06,255 --> 01:24:09,550 - You're going to be all right, honey. - Alison. Help him. Help him! 1034 01:24:09,633 --> 01:24:11,718 Take. 1035 01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:15,097 - Give me some warm water. Put it in a bowl. - Mommy's here. 1036 01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:17,975 And mix that stuff in there. Let's see. Got of lot of them. 1037 01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:22,395 - Mommy, it hurts! - I know. You're going to be fine. 1038 01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:24,481 - Here. - Thank you. 1039 01:24:26,567 --> 01:24:28,902 - I hate wasps! - I know, honey. 1040 01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:32,114 I know. Look how much they like you, huh? 1041 01:24:32,906 --> 01:24:35,993 - They covered you with kisses. - Take a deep breath. 1042 01:24:36,076 --> 01:24:38,537 Take a deep breath, all right? Let it out. 1043 01:24:39,621 --> 01:24:40,581 He's doing okay. 1044 01:24:40,622 --> 01:24:44,042 - Gave you so many kisses. - You're Daniel, right? 1045 01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:53,218 Here, katzi. 1046 01:24:57,514 --> 01:24:59,433 Daddy! 1047 01:24:59,516 --> 01:25:01,727 Hey, cowboy! 1048 01:25:02,186 --> 01:25:04,521 - How's my big boy, huh? - Got stung by wasps! 1049 01:25:04,605 --> 01:25:06,815 I know, your Bubbie called me. 1050 01:25:06,899 --> 01:25:10,235 She told me she couldn't find your mommy. 1051 01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:12,154 Look, I brought you calamine lotion. 1052 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:15,157 The Blouse Man fixed me up with Adolf's. 1053 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,534 Adolf's, huh? 1054 01:25:19,369 --> 01:25:21,038 You put meat tenderizer on him? 1055 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:23,916 There's a protein compound in it, uh... 1056 01:25:23,999 --> 01:25:26,585 neutralizes the venom. 1057 01:25:28,086 --> 01:25:30,005 You tweeze out the stingers? 1058 01:25:30,088 --> 01:25:31,965 The Blouse Man said that would make it worse. 1059 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:34,343 He scraped the stingers out with Bubbie's cards. 1060 01:25:34,426 --> 01:25:37,262 Oh, yeah? Is that what he said? 1061 01:25:37,346 --> 01:25:40,474 Well, I guess that's how it is then, huh? 1062 01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:44,561 How long did it take you to get here? 1063 01:25:45,896 --> 01:25:48,607 You're not going to believe this, Danny. 1064 01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:51,568 One hour and 38 minutes. 1065 01:25:51,652 --> 01:25:54,780 Wow! That's the fastest ever! 1066 01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:58,158 You know, my cowboy was in trouble, so- 1067 01:26:08,502 --> 01:26:10,504 Thank you. 1068 01:26:16,510 --> 01:26:19,513 Are you still mad at me, Daddy? 1069 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:34,069 I'm not mad at you, Danny. 1070 01:26:34,152 --> 01:26:36,822 I could never be mad at you. 1071 01:26:36,905 --> 01:26:39,491 You know that, right? 1072 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:43,620 Danny, Danny Bo-banny 1073 01:26:43,704 --> 01:26:45,998 Banana-fana fo-fanny 1074 01:26:46,081 --> 01:26:48,250 Fee Fi mo manny 1075 01:26:48,333 --> 01:26:50,127 - Danny! - Danny! 1076 01:26:50,210 --> 01:26:54,548 Mommy, Mommy, bo-bommy Banana-fana fo-fommy 1077 01:26:54,631 --> 01:26:58,218 Fee Fi mo Mommy Mommy 1078 01:26:58,302 --> 01:27:01,471 - Alison, Alison Bo-balison- - No, no, no, no! 1079 01:27:01,555 --> 01:27:05,475 - No, what? - Could I do Chuck? 1080 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:11,315 - Sure! - Chuck, Chuck Mo-buck 1081 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,734 Banana-fana fo-fuck 1082 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:17,946 Me my mo muck Chuck 1083 01:27:28,081 --> 01:27:30,042 He's asleep. 1084 01:27:37,508 --> 01:27:39,593 It wasn't you, Marty. 1085 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:42,513 It was me. 1086 01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:50,395 There were things I wanted to do with my life. I - 1087 01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:53,815 I don't even remember what some of them were. 1088 01:27:55,651 --> 01:27:58,862 Somewhere along the line, 1089 01:27:58,946 --> 01:28:01,949 I disappeared. 1090 01:28:02,616 --> 01:28:06,328 I stopped being the person you fell in love with. 1091 01:28:06,954 --> 01:28:08,830 And I wanted- 1092 01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:13,085 I wanted to be that way again with you. 1093 01:28:13,377 --> 01:28:15,546 But I couldn't. 1094 01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:19,508 I wanted things too, Pearl. 1095 01:28:21,218 --> 01:28:24,137 Think I like fixin' TV's? 1096 01:28:25,097 --> 01:28:28,225 Think I said, "Gee, that's what I want to be when I grow up"? 1097 01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:32,354 I mean, 1098 01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:34,815 who knows what I could've been if I had a chance to go to college. 1099 01:28:34,857 --> 01:28:36,525 But I didn't. 1100 01:28:38,151 --> 01:28:39,903 And you know what? 1101 01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:44,283 I was okay. 1102 01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:48,954 Because I figured no matter what I screwed up in my life, 1103 01:28:49,037 --> 01:28:51,206 no matted what I felt gypped out of, 1104 01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:54,501 I had the most important thing right. 1105 01:28:55,669 --> 01:28:57,838 I had you. 1106 01:29:03,510 --> 01:29:05,554 Now, I don't. 1107 01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:16,190 But I still have one question, Pearl. 1108 01:29:17,983 --> 01:29:20,068 Who stopped you? 1109 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:25,908 Who stopped you from doing these things? 1110 01:29:25,991 --> 01:29:28,160 Did I stop you? I mean, did- did- 1111 01:29:28,202 --> 01:29:31,622 Did you ever once come to me and say, "Marty, I want to make a change in my life"? 1112 01:29:31,663 --> 01:29:34,708 And did I say, "No, Pearl, you can't"? 1113 01:29:34,791 --> 01:29:38,003 Marty, 1114 01:29:38,086 --> 01:29:40,547 it's not that simple. 1115 01:29:43,008 --> 01:29:47,596 I tried. I couldn't always find the right words, you know, but I- 1116 01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:51,975 You - You didn't hear me. 1117 01:29:52,059 --> 01:29:54,561 You make jokes. 1118 01:29:58,148 --> 01:30:02,402 It's true. I'm a bad listener. 1119 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:06,031 Not such a good talker, either. 1120 01:30:06,114 --> 01:30:08,534 And I make jokes. 1121 01:30:13,163 --> 01:30:15,541 But who stopped you, Pearl? 1122 01:30:41,984 --> 01:30:43,569 Hey. 1123 01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:49,491 Mommy told me I was an accident. 1124 01:30:54,246 --> 01:30:58,458 - She told you that? - She didn't mean to. 1125 01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:00,878 It just kind of happened. 1126 01:31:01,670 --> 01:31:03,255 Huh. 1127 01:31:06,258 --> 01:31:10,137 Man. Well... 1128 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:13,515 that's what I told your Bubbie when your mommy got pregnant. 1129 01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:17,561 Alison. 1130 01:31:19,521 --> 01:31:22,816 When I met your mother at the Kramer, 1131 01:31:22,900 --> 01:31:25,944 she was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever seen. 1132 01:31:26,028 --> 01:31:28,446 I couldn't believe she liked me. 1133 01:31:28,530 --> 01:31:31,491 She laughed at my jokes. She laughed in the dining room... 1134 01:31:31,533 --> 01:31:35,078 at what a lousy waiter I was, and I was a lousy waiter. 1135 01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:41,877 Anyway, we, uh... 1136 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,546 we decided to take a drive. 1137 01:31:45,839 --> 01:31:49,051 It was a gorgeous, clear August night. 1138 01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,554 Pearl wanted to go see this meteor shower. 1139 01:31:54,473 --> 01:31:56,975 Alison, it was incredible. 1140 01:31:58,685 --> 01:32:03,315 It was like fireworks but no noise. 1141 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:18,038 That was the night we made you. 1142 01:32:18,956 --> 01:32:22,125 Maybe it was an accident. I don't know. 1143 01:32:23,252 --> 01:32:26,797 But, to me, it was and still is... 1144 01:32:26,839 --> 01:32:30,300 the most important moment in my life. 1145 01:32:30,342 --> 01:32:32,261 Okay? 1146 01:32:33,971 --> 01:32:35,597 Okay? 1147 01:32:39,309 --> 01:32:42,771 How could you just break up then? 1148 01:32:42,855 --> 01:32:46,817 If it was so important to you, 1149 01:32:46,900 --> 01:32:49,903 doesn't that make you want to stay with her? 1150 01:32:51,196 --> 01:32:53,365 Yeah. 1151 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:58,078 You know what? You know, sweetie? 1152 01:33:00,664 --> 01:33:04,251 Sometimes things happen between people... 1153 01:33:04,334 --> 01:33:07,921 that make it impossible for them to stay together. 1154 01:33:11,842 --> 01:33:15,554 I'm sorry, baby. I'm so sorry about this. 1155 01:33:29,902 --> 01:33:31,102 Hi. 1156 01:33:38,327 --> 01:33:40,537 How's Daniel? 1157 01:33:41,914 --> 01:33:45,792 - He's better. He's okay. 1158 01:33:57,804 --> 01:33:59,556 I can't go. 1159 01:34:01,683 --> 01:34:03,435 I saw. 1160 01:35:10,043 --> 01:35:12,337 You going to fix it or you're going to kill it? 1161 01:35:12,421 --> 01:35:13,172 What's that? 1162 01:35:13,255 --> 01:35:15,132 How the hell should I know? 1163 01:35:45,078 --> 01:35:47,080 Come on. Strike him out! 1164 01:35:47,164 --> 01:35:49,541 Haven't seen him in years. 1165 01:35:51,793 --> 01:35:53,545 I can jump higher. 1166 01:36:06,099 --> 01:36:08,519 Are you breaking up with me? 1167 01:36:11,188 --> 01:36:13,565 Were we going steady? 1168 01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:34,503 - Why are you mad at me? - I just feel stupid. 1169 01:36:35,170 --> 01:36:39,341 The other night and Woodstock. 1170 01:36:39,424 --> 01:36:43,220 I feel like you saw me dancing without a shirt. 1171 01:36:43,303 --> 01:36:45,556 That wouldn't be so bad, would it? 1172 01:36:46,890 --> 01:36:50,811 Look, I'm not going to tell anyone anything. 1173 01:36:50,894 --> 01:36:53,480 I know you want me to be a pacifist, but I told Fogler... 1174 01:36:53,522 --> 01:36:56,859 if he blabbed his big metal mouth I'd beat the shit out of him. 1175 01:36:59,528 --> 01:37:01,071 Okay? 1176 01:37:03,156 --> 01:37:05,158 Yeah. 1177 01:37:14,918 --> 01:37:18,130 Attention. The knish man is on the premises. 1178 01:37:18,213 --> 01:37:21,550 The knish man is on the premises. 1179 01:37:25,929 --> 01:37:28,473 Sonny. 1180 01:37:28,557 --> 01:37:30,434 Marty. 1181 01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:37,149 So, Mr. Hershel comes into the shop and he says, 1182 01:37:37,191 --> 01:37:39,443 "I only get good reception if Mrs. Hershel stands... 1183 01:37:39,484 --> 01:37:42,905 diagonally in front of the television set". 1184 01:37:42,988 --> 01:37:45,115 The only problem is... 1185 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:48,202 Mrs. Hershel, she doesn't want to stand diagonally in front of the television set. 1186 01:37:48,243 --> 01:37:51,914 She's- She's got better things to do with her life. 1187 01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,877 "Mr. Hershel", I say, 1188 01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:00,839 "you need an antenna or a marriage counselor"? 1189 01:38:13,185 --> 01:38:14,895 Thank you. 1190 01:38:26,615 --> 01:38:30,244 You wanted me to tell you what was new at the shop, so - 1191 01:38:31,537 --> 01:38:33,288 Thank you. 1192 01:38:42,214 --> 01:38:45,092 I'm sorry I hurt you. 1193 01:38:45,884 --> 01:38:48,428 You didn't deserve to get hurt. 1194 01:38:53,225 --> 01:38:55,602 Can I ask you one question? 1195 01:39:08,991 --> 01:39:11,493 Did I want a microscope? 1196 01:39:13,245 --> 01:39:15,455 Once. 1197 01:39:39,813 --> 01:39:41,982 Dance with me. 1198 01:41:10,529 --> 01:41:13,448 I'm not very good at this. 1199 01:41:13,532 --> 01:41:15,576 Me neither.